What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
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Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
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So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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