that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
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Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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