i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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