if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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