I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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