I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
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yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
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I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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