he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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