I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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