I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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