i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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