fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
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Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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