at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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