all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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