This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Michael Bay diarrhea
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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