I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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