Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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