i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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