Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I deserve this hangover.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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