Pregnant stripper...not hot.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
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Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
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is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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