I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Semen is not good for contacts.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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