Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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