Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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I need you to use more vowels.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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