This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
