Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Randomize
