North Korea, Best Korea!
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
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I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
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She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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