I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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