Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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