do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I want to have your abortion
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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