Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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