Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
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