my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
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Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
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One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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