she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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