I feel like I'm in dance class right now
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
