wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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