please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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