I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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