I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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