i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
My ATM looks so different sober.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
My life is pants optional.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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