dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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