they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
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The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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