is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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