census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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