I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
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Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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