The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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