He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
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Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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