I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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