I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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