Do vagina's smell?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
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I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
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She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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