Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
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Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I had to cum in my sink.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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