I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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