She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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