I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
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You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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