You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
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I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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