no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
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I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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